I recently finished watching the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy and its attempt to launch a sequel trilogy based off of the book On Stranger Tides. The movie series has always struck me as an odd one for Disney to do because it was truly so much grittier than most of the things you’d expect to be put out by them.
I’m glad they did, because it really brought fantasy piracy back into mainstream thought. Which depending on who you ask may or may not be a good thing. (Oh, by the way, since these movies are so “old” and popular, I’m not going to worry about putting in spoilers warnings. If you haven’t seen them and don’t want them spoiled, don’t read this post)
The movie series at least showed that a well done movie about pirates could be done and actually do well at the box office. It might be the exception to the rule though because of the unique niche the first movie filled when it came out.
The first movie is without a doubt the best one. We all know, and quite possibly love it. The movie was original, well paced, well acted, well directed, well scored, easily quoted, and was full of fun, adventure and excitement. The special effects were very well done at the time and helped immerse you in the world they had created.
It was quite possibly a perfect example of how well any potential fantasy series could be done if given a large budget and a good casting department (side note: after reading the nightmares that took place behind the scenes on this movie via IMDB, it could have been quite easily an awful movie and a massive box office disaster).
The second movie isn’t as good as the first one, but it’s still a very enjoyable movie with good casting with an enjoyable and unique story. There are some parts that are just too silly that break the pacing and mood but they don’t ruin it. Keira Knightley’s character Elizabeth Swan is insufferable and annoying to me, too much of the clichéd Warrior Princess with modern values thing going on there, it’s one of my pet peeves so maybe it didn’t bother too many other people.
Some of the action scenes go out of their way to be over-the-top affairs (Water wheel I’m looking at you) and somewhat detract from the mood, but despite all of this it left you wanting more at the end when it leaves off with the cliffhanger ending. This wasn’t a masterpiece movie by any means, but that didn’t mean it wasn’t fun to watch. It served the purpose of entertaining me and was worth my time and money.
Did it bother anyone else that in the second and third movies the nameless crew members should have been wearing Star Trek: TOS style red shirts with how guaranteed they were to die?
The third movie is a different story though. Clocking in at 2 hours and 49 minutes long, you expect this movie to be an epic and potentially satisfying conclusion to the trilogy. Unfortunately it wasn’t. Between random bits of goofiness (which reek of Disney suits getting involved in the process) and an apparent literal interpretation of fan cries for “more Jack Sparrow!!!” you get a movie that has a good story with tons of potential getting bogged down by a colossal amount of stupidity and unnecessary scenes. There is at least 30 minutes you can just throw away from this movie and not feel bad about it. (Actually I would love to see someone I know who is good at editing remove that footage so we can see what it could have been.)
Remove all of the scenes of Jack talking with himself and various scenes of stupid and yu have yourself a movie at just over 2 hours in length that is actually something worth watching. Seriously, take away the scenes with multiple Jack Sparrows and the various other scenes that are just all kinds of stupid and you have a movie that could have been great. The concept and scripting outside of that half hour were solid and enjoyable.
Think about the early part of the movie where they go to Davy Jones’ Locker to find Jack. You end up with a 10+ minute scene where nothing important or even interesting happens. You just get to see a bunch of Johnny Depp playing a crews worth of Jack Sparrows and playing around with a rock crab (which I will admit was a pretty neat visual effect).
Following this scene you cut to the crew fresh from crashing down into the Locker showing up on the beach getting ready to track down Jack, who they have no idea where he is or what he’s doing. Suddenly he comes crashing over the sand dunes sailing on the sand using the rock crabs. It’s a very interesting scene, but totally expected and unsatisfying because of the 10 minutes we sat there watching nothing but Jack on screen. It ruined a scene with potential mystery and visual impact with a worthless scene that bored you out of your mind so by the time the scene rolls around you don’t even care anymore.
Pretty much any scene where Jack is alone and talking to himself needed to be removed and hidden in a deep dark pit. There are better ways to go about what they were going for, and I’m convinced the director took “suggestions” from Disney suits literally just to be a defiant ass.
The fourth movie is interesting. From what I can gather, they took at least part of the script for the book On Stranger Tides and shoehorned a few PotC characters into it. I’m not sure how I feel about it. I think I can understand why it was done (money and brand recognition), but it doesn’t quite feel right. I never read the book (I really should from what I hear, it’s supposed to be brilliant) but it just seems like Sparrow, Barbosa, and Mr. Gibbs weren’t part of the same world as everyone else.
Like the events were happening around them regardless of what they did or how they were involved. Just like the third movie there was some great potential in this story and setting but it got wasted by silly/stupid/out of place scenes and characters. The casting and acting were well picked. The characters were believable. The setting was entertaining and interesting. The plot was interesting and enjoyable. There were just some terrible decisions made based upon forcing the PotC characters into it. (Still irritated by that coconuts scene…)
I like the action and setting of the series. It really was the inspiration for what I’ve designed my campaign setting around. I’ve always wanted to play an RPG where it’s high seas adventuring and swashbuckling in a relatively low magic environment. How many things are more appealing than that type of setting?
Everyone who’s a gamer has always wanted on some level to do a swashbuckling adventure, if for no reason other than to just have an excuse to talk like a pirate.
And because I watched the trilogy again partially as a point of research for my setting, I was taking note of various things that struck me as game mechanics. For example, in the first movie the characters are approximately 6th or 7th level DnD characters by the time they start recruiting a crew for the interceptor.
I say that range because Jack clearly has the Leadership feat with Mr. Gibbs as his cohort and the usual named subjects. Jack is a Rogue/Swashbuckler, Barbosa is a Swashbuckler/Legendary Captain with maybe another prestige class, and Will is a Fighter with a level or two of Swashbuckler. I would try to speculate Elizabeth’s classes out but I don’t want to because after the first movie her character just bothers me too much to want to think about it.
The trilogy has probably the best example set I’ve ever seen for how the Leadership feat can/is supposed to work. Jack is always trying to find followers and hirelings to crew his ship, but only his trusted cohort and higher level crew members survive everything. It’s plenty hard for him trying to recruit new people and it takes time to do so. The 1st level extras that he recruits are pretty much useful only for taking hits and crewing the ship. It’s probably the best cinematic example of the feat in existence.
I really like the way combat is done in these movies too. There’s just something wonderful when you’re seeing ship to ship combat during the age of sail. Something indescribably satisfying about it. It’s something that I have had such a massive desire to participate in no matter the style of it. I’ve played quite a few styles of this type of combat.
Everything ranging from the various video games (which there hasn’t been a good one that is truly satisfying in ages, best I’ve got right now are the Total War series) to the Pirates collectible miniatures game (Which I loved, it’s modeled after CCGs though so it got expensive fast and next to no one played it). I want to play an RPG in that world, but no one really made a setting or supplement that I was satisfied with. They were always too high magic for my taste, it really distracted from the themes of the age of sail.
I want the feel of the age of sail without the stupid magic system killing off the things I love about the time period. That’s why I’ve never been able to play in a DnD style setting like that. Have any of you read through the Stormwrack book? Any ship that has a crew of a dozen or more is going to have a ship’s mage. The mages can absolutely wreck anything they come across.
DnD also has very poor rules regarding black powder cannons and such because they didn’t design the rules around that type of technology level. On top of that the vehicle rules are rough and clumsy. The alternate Narrative Style of vehicle combat is interesting and may work better, but not everyone knows how those rules work.
I’m having to design almost everything from scratch on this. Anything not covered by a book I’m having to hunt down or build a stat for. I’m going through my historical references and creating ships and their stats based on that. I’m having to stat out weaponry and ship armor along with trying to get it to be compatible and enjoyable with the system. It’s a rough and slow process. It’s also frustrating sometimes.
There I go, getting distracted by a random tangent again. The point is, I want the game to feel like the good parts of those movies and the system isn’t setup for it so I’m looking for solutions. I’m positive that using the Narrative Naval Combat system for battle with custom ships and weapons for the setting will work and bring together the right feel for the combat that you’d see in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, but it requires careful research and balancing so that I don’t accidentally make a 6-gun sloop capable of leveling a 44-gun frigate with little effort.
It's fun to stat out these ships though. It let's me put my knowledge of history, warfare, and gaming into the same effort and enjoy myself while doing so. There's something nice about being able to let my creativity fly freely like this.
We’ll see how it goes. I'm enjoying the creation process for the most part but that doesn't mean everyone is going to like the results. Here’s to hoping I don’t screw it up too badly!